Yo. Its been a minute, but your boy Mud Dizzuck is back. Where have I been you ask? Well, the short answer is I was oversees I run thick with the them beezies for a show with my boyswww.steveaoki.com and they fucking left me - but the long answer can explain it better. See, I’m not the kind of guy you just leave somewhere. I’m no wallpaperDrink every time Shia Lebouf says ‘No’ in Transformers. I’m fucking Mud Duck bitch.
Basically, we were at a party and I was hitting the B-2 like there is no tomorrowThe Digital Era; Bloggers Blog until they Drop. I was ebony-ed from that ivory if you know whatEven better; Drink everytime someone says ‘What’ on Lost im saying. Nothing new, but it happens to be dangerous for ducks to walk around in China alone at night, especially with the crack epidemicCelebrity Ass Crack Gallery. Theres skinned ducks hanging in windows for crying out loud, those should be bannedVenezuela Bans Simpsons. Luckily for me I was helped by my new little homie and new electronic mail pen pal, JyotiThe Smallest Girl in the World. She gave me a rideDude Makes a Car Completely out of Skeleton Bones and let me crash at her spotIncredible Buildings Made of Ice for the night. In the morning I took her Asian fixieWorlds Smallest Girl standing next to a bike back to the hotelIn2Deep - Back To The Hotel where I found my boys had bounced. I didn’t have enough scratch on me to get back to the States, only just enough to hitch a rideJenna Jamison Sells her Car on Ebay to Japan. From there, of course, I called my parents and they sent some money over. In my Tokyo downtimeMeet the Screaming Japanese Man I went to a Japanese party and had a few opportunities to make some extra cashMale Geishas are Becoming More Popular in Japan. Apparently they liked my cephalopodScientists Study finds Octopi the Most Horny Species ways.
I’m home and I’m on to greener pasturesLaser Cats 3. My new adventureEnter to Become Paris Hilton’s New Best Friend is already set in stoneMud Duck will be Paris Hilton’s new Best Friend, but just for fun anyway you too can help me out. Holler at your boyDanny Masterson Getting Heckled at Shea Stadium and vote for me. I am going to be the next big winnerAngola’s Landmine Girl Beauty Contest (must be a victim of landmines) and shine throughHeather Mills; Naked with One Leg the hundreds of tough competitionOver 400 Kids Taken From Polygamist Sect. Just watch.
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Fuck your fake ass cracker stories
fuxallufaggets
Get off his dick fagg just bcuz he gets layed more than u dont mean hes fake. ur the fake one
lonelyGirl40
why u hate on them african one leg girls……they cant help that shit. u a hater
anonymous
mmmm… pekking duck. it’s wfl!
flavaflav
What up Flav? Do you remember me? I was friends with your producer’s assistant. we partied together once at the season 2 after party? I was the one pushed into the pool. haha, your security guys are crazy for that one.
mud duck