Opinion

The Circle of Life

I’ve never stepped foot inside of a Whole Foods. However, that doesn’t preclude me from having strong opinions about it, all of which are harsh and baseless. You might think that makes me a bad person, and you may very well be correct. And hey, maybe I’ve been missing out…

Agent Orange

Something is definitely amiss. This whole Trump/Russia thing is not going away for the president and it seems only to get worse by the day. The entire country is waiting with baited breath to find out if Trump and Vladimir Putin are conspiring to destroy the United States. It certainly…

What’s the Sound of One Star Dying?

I need to take a break from my regularly scheduled doomsaying. Look, you’ve been reading the news … or maybe it’s better to say you’ve been absorbing it. It’s kind of impossible to escape the news anymore, considering how plugged in we all are all the time. It’s all covfefe…

Laundry Day is Every Day

When does it ever end? I have a decent amount of clothes, but I’m no clothes horse by any means. I wear the same jeans all the time and I only have a few pair of shorts. I don’t have an inordinate amount of underwear or an excessive number of…

Everybody Wang Chung Tonight

I keep seeing in the news that North Korea is testing missiles and that the U.S. is deploying aircraft carriers toward the rogue nation, and a weird thought popped in my head: If World War III started tomorrow, would we know that we were living through World War III? It…

The Man Who Knew Too Little

We are less than four months into it, and it’s already apparent that President Trump is, to put it very mildly, not a bright man. Let’s just say, Trump makes George W. Bush look like Albert Einstein. The man doesn’t even know what the loop on the back of his…

Don’t Feed the Fyre!

Ja Rule was on top of the world in the late ‘90s and early 2000s, but oh how the mighty have fallen. After a two-year stint in prison for tax evasion and gun possession, Ja was ready to make his big comeback with a pivot toward concert promotion. Ja Rule…

It’s Not You, It’s Us

I’ve been in partial, self-imposed Facebook exile for quite some time. If you haven’t tried it before, I highly recommend it, even if it’s just for a little while. A while back—I think I wrote about it here—I deactivated my account, which I’ve long since reactivated. I’ve also deleted the…

The Life Aquatic with Me & You

This goddamn rain is never going to stop, is it? The rivers are full, the Lake Berryessa glory hole runneth over and the dams are past the breaking point. I know April showers bring May flowers and all of that, but we already had a wildflower super-bloom and a dam…

WallCare

I’m starting to think this building a wall thing is a big tease. Sure, it’s only 100 days or so into the Trump presidency, and I suppose no one could have expected it to be done in such a short amount of time, but eventually, they’re either going to start…