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Katy Perry on Why Kitsch Is Her Middle Name Read More

By Corey Bloom It’s so good to be here with you. Really, the pleasure is all mine. It’s hard to believe it’s been more than six months but not quite a year that I have been writing to you about local restaurants. I’m sure if you’ve followed throughout you could get a good idea where [...] Read More

News: Jan. 26, 2009

Apparently this Taylor Swift girl is pretty popular. My only recollection of her is the image of her sprawled out on a bed, singing about tear drops on her guitar, promoting an upcoming concert at an Indian casino in Northern California. I thought it was strange to see a 16- or 17-year-old girl promoting a [...] Read More

Second Verse…

Allow me to be the last person to wish you a happy new year. Now that the revelry of the holiday season is behind us, it is time to resign ourselves to the realities of the year ahead. Though cynics may discount the importance of the start of a new year, I don’t know of [...] Read More

Timeless & Timely

Cheech & Chong Are Back Read More

Giant Squid’s Aaron Gregory on His Worst Show Ever

I recently interviewed Giant Squid’s Aaron Gregory. The interview will appear in issue #26 of Submerge (our one year anniversary!), which will be out Monday. This portion of the interview didn’t make it to the print version, because we’re limited by space, and I thought it would be more prudent to leave in all the [...] Read More

Flavors of the Caribbean

Celestin's 1815 K St. Sacramento Read More

Please hold for the next available representative”¦

Attention Customer Service Representatives: Please help me not kill you. I don’t want to hurt you, but you are so fucking frustrating! I hate to put it so bluntly, but I don’t know how else to say it. I have been rendered nearly speechless by your constant foot dragging, bullshitting, buck-passing and time-wasting. Also, your [...] Read More