For 56 years and counting, the fine folks at the Folsom Pro Rodeo and its myriad sponsors have drawn many enthusiasts and relative newbies alike. There is no lying in professional rodeo: The bruises are real and the visuals are harrowing to say the very least. Of course, this rodeo hasn’t been around this long in one area for simply being a one-trick pony (pun totally intended) and offers a wide range of entertainment anyone would want to check out for shits and giggles including (but most certainly not limited to) concerts, motocross, fireworks and much more. In the immortal words of the Geto Boys’ dirtiest rapper, “I don’t give a damn if you’re 9 or 99.” However, this is a family gathering so no potty mouth will be allowed by anyone but folks betting on a rider or, of course, the riders themselves. I will be wearing the outfit John Travolta wore in Urban Cowboy and eating pork nachos while enjoying some good ol’ fashioned ass kicking courtesy of some mad bulls. This shit (oops, potty mouth again!) is best served up fresh. I’m sold. Indulge your senses and purchase tickets at Folsomprorodeo.com.
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