ZOMG IPHONEEEEE!!!1The iPhone is unlike any other gadget on the market today. Not so much because it works better or is all that unique compared to any other “smart phone” available, but because it has become a celebrity. There are more iPhone rumors online than pictures of naked teenage Disney starlets. My sister just got an iPhone. I ask her about it all the time. When she produces it from her handbag, my reaction is akin to a Japanese school girl spying an American pop star at an airport. It’s shameful, but I’ve learned to accept it. Submerge’s Jono has one. And he Twitters with it. And I envy him.

I don’t follow technology news as closely as I should. Gizmos come and go so quickly, one has to be exceedingly diligent just to keep pace. I have a hard enough time keeping track of LOST (which has been BLOWING MY MIND lately). So excuse me if I’m wrong, but didn’t a new version of the iPhone just come out? Well, maybe it did or maybe it didn’t…either way, rumors of a new(er) one are surfacing.

This dude’s blog mentioned the new features that may be found on “iPhone 3.0,” which he says is an unanounced next-gen version of the already omnipotent mobile doodad. According to the article, the theoretical new iPhone will allow users to upload and edit video and will feature 802.11n Wi-Fi and FM radio, which I find refreshingly archaic.

Whether these rumors become reality remains to be seen. Regardless, Apple will once again succeed in creating more buzz around their sexy products–and no one even had to flash their vagina.

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