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Snacks With Class

In addition to the normal drove of city dwellers on-the-go to work or to-and-fro, some approximated 110,000 college students started scurrying about central Sacramento last week. All that movement about town means munchies will be required as part of curriculum to maintain attendance, awake-ness and energy.

We’ve all got to eat, but studying and snacking are practically symbiotic. You’ve got to be at school by 7 a.m., have four classes back-to-back, then a lab before going to work? Well then chomping away on cheesy Doritos in class almost seems acceptable.

Snacks, quick bites, nibbles or treats aren’t new concepts, but consider this a refresher, like food to our bodies, for our mange-ing manners. That goes for any a busy Sacramentan body, but students are some of the worst offenders, perhaps because they don’t feel an obligation to be considerate, either out of fatigue, or just because they don’t care.

For this, I’ve thought about a solution: make the offending party aware of their socially insulting snacking by embarrassing them in a group setting. Good luck if that works. But it probably won’t.

Purchased food, prepared food and produce are all commonly consumed popular snacks. Fair enough. They are generally conveniently located and taste-friendly snack choices, but for the sake of health, convenience, consideration and conserving scrilla spent on snacking, some planning is necessary.

When packin’ for a snackin’, variables like portability, odor, cleanup and long-term effects are important. Stinky, crunchy, crumply, mushy snacks and ones that make you gassy (eeeeww) are annoying and embarrassing.

You may fall victim to vending machine buys and purchases at nearby cafes and fast food joints. You can buy it on the spot, it’s ready, it’s prepared and the garbage is easily tossed when you’re done. But that could be costly for your pocket, health and breath.

Some go-to snacks that come to mind straight away are treats like whole grain Lean Pockets, yogurt, crackers and bananas. But these items, although tasty, don’t provide seamless snackery. Unless you have a refrigeration unit in your bag, perishables like dairy products and frozen foods just aren’t convenient and could spoil. Bananas, like hard-boiled eggs, carry an odor and appearance that can be appalling to others. Plus, smoosh-ability is a factor. Making noise, or trying not to, is distracting and one can’t enjoy crackers as one should.

After careful scrutinizing of the best foods for strategic snacking, I’ve found some great snacks for grazing on-the-go. Most of which can be found locally, and many of which are USDA certified organic and ethically sourced ingredients.

Acai berry beverages.
The acai berry has decent recognition. The dark purple, chalky blueberry-tasting fruit makes delicious juice and has great health benefits. With 10 times the antioxidants of red grapes, acai berry also decreases sluggishness, suppresses appetite and helps with hangovers. And what’s more, juice blends like Acai Machine by Naked Juice and Rio Energy acai blends from Sambazon are thick and filling and only about $3 each at area grocery stores. Bottles of juice are self-contained, easily stored, compact in size, light in odor and can survive in a bag all day—if they last that long.

Gummy fruit snacks. Sure, there’s sugar, but we are speaking of snacking for speed here. Sugar gives that burst of energy needed for speed. Aside from all fruit gummies tasting yummy, the little portioned packets are perfect for a mid-class snack when you want spur-of-the-moment sweets. Easy to pack, consume and dispose of, fruit snacks are pocketbook friendly (six packs for $1.50 to $3.50, depending), not messy, not noisy to nosh and easy to offer a to a friend. Fruit Jammers and Gushers are popular choices, but more nutritious gummies are available for snacking. Some have higher levels of vitamins A, B and C, and some pack super sweet power. PowerBar Gel Blasts Energy Chews are super-sized gummies that come in berry sweet flavors like raspberry and strawberry-banana and pack a sugar punch with energy and edibility.

Small, self-contained fruits. Mandarin oranges, tangelos, small apples (Fuji, Golden Delicious and Sonyo are my faves) are in-season and tasty. Such self-portioned, light and healthy snacks require no prep or peeling, don’t bruise very easily and smell nice. Being sure to purchase produce that is ripe, but not overly so, will minimize smooshing, juicy eating and cleanup on desk aisle two, seat five.

Sliced bread, rolls, bagels, buns, and biscuits. Any type of bread can be packed easily, eaten easily, stored easily and be a rather filling snack. Pick up a roll on the go or just plastic bag a slice from home. A slice of whole wheat bread can serve as a light snack and cost about 10 cents, while a cheesy jalapeño foccacia roll will run you about 70 cents but will almost pass itself off for a meal. Bagels are bombastic and don’t need to be sliced, toasted and cream cheesed to be enjoyed.

String Cheese. These little mozzarella munchers are cheap, tasty and nutritious. A single string cheese, light or regular will only cost a quarter to 55 cents and stays cool inside its wrapper for a while. What if you forget it in your bag or the classroom is warm? What will happen to your coveted string cheese snack? Let’s be honest, class, nearly no one will turn down a stick of string cheese, lukewarm or even room temperature. You can use the wrapper to hold the fromage so your pencil-tainted phalanges don’t contaminate the goods. I mean, string cheese!

Keeping these snacking principles in mind, you’ll be sure to snack with the best of ’em, sans snacking faux-pas incidents.

This week’s lesson:
Considerate Consumption = Check+
Socially Responsible Snacking = Check+

Hollar at a snacking scholar.

The Road to Success

Hello, college students. I was reading over the column I wrote around this time last year, and I apologize to any of you who may have read it (and if you have, and you’re still picking up Submerge on a regular basis, it’s nice to see you again). I didn’t mean to be so grim. I love college. Really. I do. In fact, I love it so much, I just sent the fine people at my student loan consolidator another large chunk of money (for me anyway) to show my appreciation for my eight long years of higher education.

OK, OK. I promise, I’ll stop. Looking back on a time of your life in hindsight gives you perspective, true, but it makes it difficult to remember how you felt when you were actually living through it. When I started college like 50 years ago, I was very excited, and you should be too. It’s a milestone in your life, and hopefully one of many important steps you’ll take toward becoming the person you want to be. See? Positive.

College is fun, also, because you’re meeting new people and stimulating, hopefully, because you’re pursuing subjects that you really want to study. You’re also out from under the suffocating safety of the blanket of your parents’ love—at least some of you are. The rest of you are showing up late to class because your boss kept you late at your shitty part-time day job, traffic on the freeway was a fucking nightmare and then when you finally got to campus, you couldn’t find a goddamn parking spot. You’re one of the many who didn’t go away to school; instead, you live at home, commute to school everyday and college feels more like a snootier extension of high school, with just a lot more reading and writing. Hey, buddy, this one’s for you.
There’s nothing glamorous about commuting to college. I know. I did it for six years. You don’t get to live in the frat or sorority house, you’re not integrated into campus life, you’re not “roughing it” in the dorms, meeting people you’ll always consider as some of the best friends you’ve ever had. They certainly don’t make too many movies about it. Animal House wouldn’t have been nearly as debaucherous if the brothers of Delta Tau Chi had to tiptoe back into their homes at night so that they wouldn’t wake up their mommies.

You’re probably not having that much sex either. Who has the time with all the traveling? Sure, maybe you stuck around to be closer to your girlfriend or boyfriend, but you’re really familiar with that sex by now. Unless you’re cheating (you know who you are, and you should be ashamed of yourselves), you’re not “experimenting” with different partners and “sowing your wild oats.” While you’re reading this, there’s some kid your age in a dorm room having ill-advised intercourse with someone from bio class—maybe even the same someone in bio class you wish you were having ill-advised intercourse with. Life’s a bitch, huh?

But, see, that’s where you’re getting a leg up on those lucky enough to go away to college (you’re also eating and living rent free). You’re learning that getting the things you want in life require a lot of work. Sure, those kids are out of mommy and daddy’s house, but they’re not out of their wallets—and the parents can cut them off for any reason, like bad grades or getting impregnated or impregnating someone from bio class. You’re making your own money. You’re learning how to prioritize, how to multi-task. You’re building the character that will turn you into a headstrong, determined individual. Or, you could turn out like me. Godspeed.