Because we understand that Valentine’s-related events is useless to those of you who don’t give a rat’s ass about the day, we are bringing this event to your attention, which is 100 percent Valentine’s Day-free. B-boys and B-girls are gonna duel it out at the Breakin’ the Law NorCal Qualifier, hosted by Sound Samuraiz. Winners get a paid trip to Madison, Wisc., to compete in the Breakin’ the Law elite competition. If you have what it takes, register by posting on the Breakin’ the Law Facebook page or by e-mailing email@example.com with your name, crew and hometown. Otherwise, just show up and jam out. Those who jam out in circles will be eligible for prizes. Northstar Zulu DJs Esef and Epik will spin the beats. Doors open at 3 p.m. on Feb. 4, and battles begin at 4:30. Bring $10 to get in, or $5 with an I.D. if you are military or a student, to the Greathouse of Dance at 8117 Auburn Boulevard in Citrus Heights. There is no charge for ages 7 and under.