The lovely ladies of Sizzling Sirens will celebrate their eighth anniversary with a show that will more than likely be remembered for years. Without getting too effusive (yeah, right), this soiree to end all soirees will have many brand new acts on their tantalizing menu. Included on the night’s ticket are such notable names as Georgia Fire, Alijah Dresden, Sass Herass, Salacious Kay, Meowie Wowie, Katy Karma, Vala Marv’elle, Ginger Snatch, Shauni Fatale, Ophelia Coeur de Noir, Laika Fox and Jessica Will. For those who’ve never attended a show, expect a lively event replete with outrageous outfits, scantily clad women and more eye candy than should be allowed in the J Street district. The party kicks off at 8 p.m. and is hosted by both Jay Siren and Kingfish (from San Francisco’s Hubba Hubba Revue). Advance tickets are $15 for general admission, $25 for cabaret seating (buy at the club to avoid service charge before the day of the show). Even if you’re not hungry for Harlow’s food fare, chances are you’ll need to cool off with some drinks. Maker’s Mark and ginger beer for me, please. More info at Houseofsizzle.com/anniversary.