Opinion

I Don’t Think You’re Ready for This Jelly

I’ve heard countless apocalypse scenarios, but I think this one is, by far, the worst: jellyfish. I know a lot of you out there probably think they’re beautiful. You’ve been to that exhibit at the Monterey Bay Aquarium and just marveled at these gooey little fuckers glowing in the water…

A LOT LIKE BIRDS’ NEW ALBUM NO PLACE COMES OUT OCT. 29, 2013

Locally based progressive/post-hardcore band A Lot Like Birds, who are finally starting to blow up and not be so local anymore, are readying the release of a new full-length album via Equal Vision Records on Oct. 29, 2013. The record, titled No Place, is a sprawling, epic piece of work….

Wakeboard Without a Boat at Wake Island!

Did you know that Sacramento is ranked third in all of California for the longest amounts of daily sun exposure? With our average summer temperature at 95 degrees, some consider this fact as an adversity, but that pessimistic outlook could be a result of a lack of Vitamin D. Get…

Shoot the Messenger

You might not know shit about the world, but it’s not all your fault. Laziness and greed have made you ignorant; and for that, you can blame 24-hour cable news networks. Print media is going the way of the dodo and bloggers have limited resources to fill the void. That…

Love Story: Hirsute Edition

Here’s a love story for you. We could all use one, right? This one comes to us from all the way across the globe—from far-off Pakistan. It’s not your typical story of love. It’s not boy meets girl, or even boy meets boy or girl meets girl. This is a…