Film

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Ex Machina Rated PG-13 | {3.5 stars out of 5} The story at the cold, brooding heart of Ex Machina, the directorial debut of novelist (The Beach) and screenwriter (28 Days Later) Alex Garland, is an essentially human one, rife with manipulation, jealousy, dominance and deception. It pries subtly at…

Get Bent

Get Hard Rated R {1 out of 5 stars} They don’t come any bigger than Will Ferrell and Kevin Hart. Not in the world of comedy, at least. Consider their differences and similarities for a moment: Ferrell is a veteran, a seemingly timeless giant with now 20 years of runaway…

Liam Neeson Officially Stinks

Run All Night Rated R The honeymoon is over, and it lasted seven years longer than you probably ever imagined. I’m not referring to Liam Neeson’s tenure as a respectable actor—no, not in the slightest. I’m referring to his tenure as a respectable action hero. It all started back in…

Sometimes Dead is Better

The Lazarus Effect Rated PG-13 {2 out of 5 stars} The Lazarus Effect follows mad scientist couple Zoe McConnell (Olivia Wilde) and Frank Walton (Mark Duplass) as they try to find the secret to reincarnation at fictional university St. Paternus in Berkley, Calif. With the help of their science team,…

Charades of Grey

Fifty Shades of Grey Rated R {2 / of 5 stars} Have you ever been to a Hell House? That unique American phenomenon in which certain churches organize lurid walkthroughs geared toward teenagers prior to Halloween? Depictions of abortions, car accidents, rape and suicides assault the senses of horrified attendees…

Dogs Will Hunt

The Loft Rated R {2 out of 5 stars} Men are dogs. Am I right, ladies? They might have it all—the perfect job, money, a beautiful wife—but they always end up begging strangers for treats, if you know what I’m saying. That familiar scenario plays itself out with ho-hum results…

TASTE: Three New Pizza Joints In the Sacramento Region!

Sacramento’s pizza scene has been straight up killing it for years! Masullo? Ah-freaking-mazing! Hot Italian? Consistently mind-blowing! OneSpeed? Yes, please! So the question is, can the Sacramento region handle more pizza? The short answer is, duh, you dummy. There can never be too much pizza! On the grid, there are…

Moses On Ketamine

Exodus: Gods and Kings PG-13 {1.5 out of 5 stars} Bible stories. You know you’ve been waiting for them. And guess what? They’re here, and some of them star Russell Crowe! Let me just reassure you that there’s nothing wrong with fantasizing about Dwayne Johnson as Goliath in the next…