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Submerge’s 10th Annual Holiday Gift Guide • 2017 {Part 1}

For some, it’s the most wonderful time of the year. For others, well, it’s the most dreaded. Ugh, shopping; trust us, we know how exhausting and draining it can be. Mall parking lots, screaming children, messy aisles, lines wrapping around the store. If all that is stressing you out while…

Submerge’s 10th Annual Holiday Gift Guide • 2017 {Part 2}

For some, it’s the most wonderful time of the year. For others, well, it’s the most dreaded. Ugh, shopping; trust us, we know how exhausting and draining it can be. Mall parking lots, screaming children, messy aisles, lines wrapping around the store. If all that is stressing you out while…

The Gifts Keep on Coming

Last issue my tone was pretty gloomy. I don’t expect it to get much better this time around, but I feel like I’m obligated to mention that I really do love this time of year. Believe it or not, I’m actually the guy you’d like to have over to your…

Leave Me The F@©k Alone Sunday

Thanksgiving is over and Christmas is here. Well it sorta works like that. For the stores, Christmas starts about a week before Thanksgiving. I know this because I was trying to buy tablecloths and napkins for Thanksgiving only to be confronted by a whole lot of Santa. If there is…

Granlibakken Wellness Weekend: From Superhuman to Human

Yoga, organic foods, expensive gym memberships, Bulletproof Coffee, Master Cleanse, infrared saunas, wheatgrass shots, aromatherapy, salt lamps, Reiki, CBD oil, nag champa, raw diets, sensory deprivation tanks, acupuncture, flax, chia, nutritional yeast, medicinal herbs, Granlibakken Wellness Weekend. The commonality between these vast practices: Holistic living. To live clean, to live…

Catch a Falling Star

My prayers were almost answered. During the 2016 Presidential Election (aka Civil War: The Sequel), a joke campaign was created for Giant Meteor 2016 with the fitting tag line, “Just end it already.” It would have been nice. Some beautiful big ball of righteous fury could have collided with us…