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Deal with the Devil

James Barone jb@submergemag.com If you read this column at all, you know I’m into metal. So by proxy, that makes me a bit interested in Satan. It’s an interest, but not a full-blown obsession. I’m not going to start conducting séances, fucking with ouija boards or burning black candles on the Sabbath. That could be movie bullshit, [...]

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Resolutions

Bocephus Chigger bocephus@submergemag.com Who are we kidding here? You’ve said the same shit for the past five years and still nothing has changed. You are X but strive to be Y, and this year it’s gonna happen. Frankly, we are all tired of hearing about it. No one wants to see you go through this again. The [...]

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Do It Right Next Time

James Barone jb@submergemag.com Another holiday season has passed. This is always a difficult time of year for me. It’s back to work, back to reality and 12 more months before it once again becomes socially acceptable to say fuck off to all responsibility and eat and booze as much as your heart desires. I usually do that [...]

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Anatomy of a Hissy-Fit

By Bocephus Chigger bocephus@submergemag.com Something awful must have set little man off that day at Apple Hill. It was truly a sight to behold…the 8-year-old boy/Tasmanian Devil was tall for his age and very lean. His lankiness undoubtedly helped as he seemingly fought for his life. The cause of this epic battle was unclear; perhaps he had [...]

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Living Room Scientists

Pregnant Bows & Arrows • Thursday, Dec. 3, 2009

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Happy Holidays

By James Barone jb@submergemag.com Many years ago, when I was working at the comic book store, I tried to be as courteous to our customers as possible. Most of the time, I knew who would come in (and in most cases, when), but around the holidays, as you’d imagine, our clientele became more diverse. It was no [...]

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Newest addition to the Sacramento Restaurant Family

Ten22 1022 2nd Street, Old Sacramento Words & Photo by Josselin Bassaldu

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Thanks be to Rock ‘n’ Roll

Mike Farrell, Lite Brite Old Ironsides • Wednesday, Nov. 25, 2009 Words by Adam Aaake • Photos by April Fredrikson

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Seasons Beatings

The holidays are here… peace, love, joy, cheer and all that crap, right? It’s supposed to be a time when we set aside our differences and join together for one big group hug. But before I get down on some love-the-world-type shit, I like to vent a little. You see, everything shines a little more [...]

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The Bachelor Party Survival Guide

There is a certain dynamic that cannot be created except when in the presence of others. New ideas are shared and built upon to create new beliefs. Hopefully, when the group separates, everyone leaves with a little more than they came with. They usually form through shared beliefs or goals, but it can happen in [...]

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