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Getting to Know Your Presidents March 9th, 2020
Bocephus’ Run February 26th, 2020
It’s (Not Quite) the End of the World as We Know It January 17th, 2020
You’re Playin’ Yourself January 15th, 2020
Christmas: An Origin Story December 20th, 2019
The Leftovers December 4th, 2019
Showing You the Transcripts December 1st, 2019
Candy Is Dandy … Or Is It? November 4th, 2019
Reliving My Youth in the Magic Kingdom November 8th, 2019
300th September 20th, 2019
I Know What We Should Have Did This Summer September 11th, 2019
More Unsolicited Advice August 30th, 2019
Shooting Stars August 19th, 2019
America According to Trump August 6th, 2019
A Time When Only Pasta Mattered July 15th, 2019
One Man’s Cruel and Unusual is Another Man’s Pleasure July 16th, 2019
GoT to Have More June 25th, 2019
The (Not So) Glamorous Life June 25th, 2019
The Future Mrs. Chigger June 5th, 2019
Game of Nos May 7th, 2019
They Keep Callin’ Me! April 25th, 2019
Not So Grand Theft Auto April 8th, 2019
It Tastes Like Heaven March 28th, 2019
State of Emergency March 18th, 2019
Corporate Holidays February 14th, 2019
Things to Do When it’s Dead in DC February 15th, 2019
Back to the Future January 2nd, 2019
Persona Non Grata December 20th, 2018
Could This Mean War? January 31st, 2019
The Quandaries of Chocolate Production January 3rd, 2019
Dear Bocephus November 26th, 2018
That Other Holiday November 21st, 2018
A Kick in the Listicles November 13th, 2018
The Time We Got Caught November 5th, 2018
Kid Power! November 6th, 2018
Milk Doesn’t Do My Body Good October 8th, 2018
Jive Turkeys September 12th, 2018
#StopBlop August 28th, 2018
License to Drive July 30th, 2018
2001: A Travel Guide August 1st, 2018
Hot Time: Surviving Summer in the City July 9th, 2018
Re: Your Hatred of Chiggers June 25th, 2018
So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! June 4th, 2018
Privileged Information May 8th, 2018
Sold Out Again April 25th, 2018
Growing Pains April 16th, 2018
C.R.E.A.M. March 20th, 2018
The 2018 Winter Olympics: A Real Snow Job February 16th, 2018
Giving Advice All The Way To The Top February 5th, 2018
The Big Sick January 21st, 2018
Celebrating New Year’s Eve January 9th, 2018
Great Holiday Gift Ideas for Everyone in Your Life! December 21st, 2017
Leave Me The F@©k Alone Sunday December 11th, 2017
Hands Off, Harvey November 28th, 2017
The Threads That Hold Us Together November 14th, 2017
The Tricks and Treats of Halloween October 30th, 2017
Dying the American Way October 12th, 2017
October 10th, 2017
Why Are You Still Here? September 27th, 2017
Statues of Limitations September 13th, 2017
HBO GO(ne) August 29th, 2017
Get Back to Work, Slackers August 8th, 2017
Below the Surface August 1st, 2017
Out of Commission July 18th, 2017
Agent Orange July 5th, 2017
Laundry Day is Every Day June 20th, 2017
The Man Who Knew Too Little June 8th, 2017
Don’t Feed the Fyre! May 25th, 2017
The Life Aquatic with Me & You May 9th, 2017
Casting a Wider Net April 24th, 2017
The Lab April 9th, 2017
Dear Bocephus March 28th, 2017
Go to Your Happy Place March 15th, 2017
Terror in the Skies! March 6th, 2017
Playing Loose with the Facts February 7th, 2017
2017: Spoiler Alert! January 19th, 2017
Protect Ya Neck January 1st, 2017
All the Fake News That’s Not Really Fit to Print, But Will Be Anyway December 26th, 2016
Trumpworld December 8th, 2016
Happy Christoweengiving! November 21st, 2016
The Tangerine Dream? October 31st, 2016
The Story of Us October 25th, 2016
Making Unemployment Work for You October 3rd, 2016
The World According to Lochte September 20th, 2016
You’re Doing a Terrible Job August 23rd, 2016
Got to Solve ‘Em All August 8th, 2016
Rio Hellympics 2016 August 1st, 2016
Jupiter Ascending Into Uranus July 4th, 2016
Make It Yo’ Damn Self! June 21st, 2016
Speaking for The Donald? June 2nd, 2016
Goonies Never Say Die May 25th, 2016
Star Wars: The Force That Keeps on Giving May 2nd, 2016
A Reboot to the Head April 18th, 2016
The Optimistic Pessimist: The Trouble with Rabbits March 29th, 2016
The President of the Future February 20th, 2016
Diary of a Madman January 19th, 2016
These Are the Droids You Are Looking For December 23rd, 2015
Becoming the Super Human You Always Wanted to Be December 8th, 2015
Oh, The Things You Can Do! December 1st, 2015
The Conundrum That Is The Future November 9th, 2015
Just In Time for the Holidays! October 27th, 2015
The Great American Road Trip October 19th, 2015
Just Can’t Get Enough September 29th, 2015
Ask Dr. Chigger August 17th, 2015
Orange Crush July 28th, 2015
Your Future in the Movie Business July 14th, 2015
Genie(us) July 7th, 2015
The American First Act of 2015 June 17th, 2015
Community Service: Lindsay Edition! June 8th, 2015
Who’s Next? May 19th, 2015
It’s Time We Did Something About This April 3rd, 2015
That Old Timey Medicine March 6th, 2015
Say It Ain’t So Mittens! February 16th, 2015
A Better Universe December 21st, 2014
Know the Future Today February 4th, 2015
Finding Rip Van Winkle December 10th, 2014
Before You Get Too Thankful November 11th, 2014
Couples Therapy October 24th, 2014
Oh No, Not U2 October 7th, 2014
Cop, Killer August 28th, 2014
The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread August 6th, 2014
Opting In On Opting Out August 3rd, 2014
Preface to a Purple Tongue July 8th, 2014
Made in America July 1st, 2014
Shut Your Yapper! June 16th, 2014
Bey Bey’s Kids May 28th, 2014
Slippery When Wet May 20th, 2014
Baby, Baby May 6th, 2014
Let Bocephus Make It Better April 22nd, 2014
Living In The Clouds March 4th, 2014
Fievel Goes Beast January 29th, 2014
Happy Old New Year! January 7th, 2014
Life After Death December 24th, 2013
Give Me A Little Sugar October 30th, 2013
Moving April 3rd, 2013
You’ll Shoot Your Eye Out February 20th, 2013
Ms. Lady Ma’am October 22nd, 2012
Back to the Future of Back to the Future II October 15th, 2012
The Molympics September 4th, 2012
Wake Up Call July 5th, 2012
Only You Can Prevent America from Becoming an Asshole’s Paradise June 26th, 2012
Loving You Should be Easy Because You’re Beautiful June 9th, 2012
The Story of Us May 29th, 2012
Laugh All You Want, But They’re Your Friends May 10th, 2012
The Secret Life of Axel April 26th, 2012
One Flu Over the Cuckoo’s Nest April 12th, 2012
2011: The Year That Wasn’t January 19th, 2012
The MP3 Manifesto December 21st, 2011
Happy Dranksgiving! December 1st, 2011
Popular Uprisings November 16th, 2011
I July 28th, 2011
It’s Better on Weed April 18th, 2011
Eat Eat Eat Eat April 5th, 2011
Help Me Help You February 7th, 2011
2011: A Year In Preview January 27th, 2011
What is With These People? December 8th, 2010
Breaching the GOP’s New Contract With America November 10th, 2010
Political Ro-Sham-Bo October 26th, 2010
In a World of Make Believe September 27th, 2010
The New Dirty South September 17th, 2010
Indoor Rain-Making September 2nd, 2010
A New National Pastime July 23rd, 2010
Father Time March 15th, 2010
In a Perfect World March 3rd, 2010
Let me holla at cha! February 15th, 2010
Resolutions February 5th, 2010
Anatomy of a Hissy-Fit January 14th, 2010
Seasons Beatings December 29th, 2009
The Bachelor Party Survival Guide December 23rd, 2009
An Evening of Glenn Beck (Is All I Can Take) November 1st, 2009
Self-Help Through Hate August 26th, 2009
A Swill of Rights: Part II August 12th, 2009
A Swill of Rights: Part I August 12th, 2009
iNeed$ June 15th, 2009
Answers May 18th, 2009
Questions”¦ May 9th, 2009
Scarred for Life April 20th, 2009
How the World’s Problems Were Solved in 1985 March 30th, 2009
No We Can’t! March 3rd, 2009
The Dreaded B Word February 16th, 2009
Straight Talk to Real Teens February 4th, 2009
Please hold for the next available representative January 21st, 2009
Youthful Indiscretions December 30th, 2008
Yes We Can! (Well, Sorta…) December 12th, 2008
Euro-trashed Part II: Wine, Women and Bongs October 28th, 2008
Euro-trashed Part I: Mind the Gap October 14th, 2008
A Nightmare of Epic Proportions September 3rd, 2008
Hands (and Brain) Free! August 8th, 2008
Supermarket Sweep!!! July 22nd, 2008
The Plane Truth July 16th, 2008
Canada: More than America’s Hat, Eh! June 23rd, 2008
Nature’s Candy June 10th, 2008
Sweatpants: The Clothing of the Gods May 27th, 2008
“It’s A Nice Day for a White Wedding.” May 14th, 2008
Chinese Balls Are Not Always Relaxing April 18th, 2008